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To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Hell no. It’s just... lately the Freebie 5 has been a jinx. I put someone on it, and he turns around and repays me with something super douchey. Need a juju fix from my ma to cure the temporary curse next time I go home. For now, I’m not f-cking with Jakey’s heat. You understand don’t you?

Because he’s been so hot and so amazing and so funny lately on this press tour for Prince of Persia. He’s giving us his best for his summer blockbuster. Why would I want to jeopardise this streak?

This is Jake last night in LA at the Hollywood premiere showing so much quivering range. The sexy staredown is good, the squint is good, the laugh is good, the half smile is good too. And the suit, the suit is very, very good.

Also... this.

No doubt many of you have seen it already but since there haven’t been new photos til now, I haven’t attached. It’s Jakey joking on his last name. Right now there’s nothing wrong with him.





Photos from Wenn.com

Jake Gyllenhaal at the Hollywood premiere of Prince of Persia

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