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Jake Gyllenhaal was in Moscow to promote Prince of Persia with Gemma Arterton and Jerry Bruckheimer earlier this week. After completing their official duties, they hit up the club. And Jakey was promptly surrounded by the Russian club girls. The Russian club girls brought out the cutest Jakey ever.

He’s a ... goof. No other word I can think of. And I love it. What’s sexier than being fun and funny? And what’s sexier than a Jakey lean-in? Motherf-cker bring the quiver. Because I’m warning you, if you haven’t seen this video yet, when he leans in at the bar you will feel it where you want it. SO. HOT. Also later on, when he’s talking to that woman and you think he’s not into it when he pulls away his face but then his hand appears on her back and that’s a hand you want on your back and get up off of him you bitch before I cut you... what? Sorry. I’m overcome. You watch this and try not to be overcome. Please. It’s not possible.

He’s out of Russia now, thanks God. Because my Jakey seems to be enjoying the Russian drama too much.

And one more thing: this loose goofy Jakey on the dance floor, could you picture that with Reese in a corner making a face? I get it why it couldn’t last.




Photos from Starface.ru/Splashnewsonline.com

 

Jake Gyllenhaal and Gemma Arterton promote Prince of Persia in Russia

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