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Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was all like: I have to work, Lainey, I don’t give a sh-t about your observational requests. Totally emailing her all day today.

So I’m missing Jakey this afternoon. Last night however Jakey was on Letterman. Handsome as f-ck in a suit, I almost like it better with the jacket off wearing the sh-t out of that waistcoat. And did you watch him on the show? Admit it, Jakey is wearing you down. Because, again, he is FUNNY. And Dave loves him. He made Dave laugh several times last night. In fact, he always makes Dave laugh when he’s on. Which is why he’s been invited back so many times.

Jake Gyllenhaal on Letterman Part 1

Jake Gyllenhaal on Letterman Part 2


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