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While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest.

The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes…

Steam.

Soap steam.

Soapy stud steam.

Two men face off, two rivals clash, they both have extra deep voices, and a dark haired hunk rips his shirt off lubing up for lovemaking as a blonde prepares to rub herself all over his chest.

Please.

I want to live there. I need to live there. And I am now revising my fantasy screenplay. Will let you know when the 2nd draft is complete.


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