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Is that a keg? A barrel?

I don’t know.

Does it matter?

He’s lifting it. He’s lovely. He’s gorgeous. He was in New York yesterday shooting The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby with Jessica Chastain.

James is not coming to TIFF. Last time he came to TIFF we smoked out a window together and talked about his baby. My friend Laura has never wanted to be a smoker more than in that moment. Neither, surprisingly, is Jessica, the girl who, for a while there, seemed like she was in every movie.

Anyway, enjoy the photos. I have to write about Mimi now.

Photo credits: PPNY / GSNY / Splash

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