When it comes to Britney Spears, there are a lot of people who don’t believe anything. Or, rather, what they believe is the opposite of the thing they think they’re supposed to be believe. There’s a lot of mistrust where the fans are concerned. They don’t trust the management, they don’t trust the father, they don’t trust the Instagram. But do they trust Jamie Lynn Spears? Jamie Lynn says that Britney’s OK. And that she’s not necessarily retiring but that she also doesn’t have to do anything if she doesn’t want to. (Dlisted)


As noted in the open today, this week is heavy on anniversaries. In addition to the Sussexes and Game of Thrones and the amazing sign language interpreter from Eurovision, it’s also Pippa Middleton’s wedding anniversary. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I hate to be that person but I’m going to be that person – where I come from, if you so much as talked too loudly to your parents, you were getting your life read to you. I can’t believe I’m reading a headline about a teenager SMACKING HER MOTHER in the face for a f-cking TikTok video because if I don’t care what era we’re living in, if I did that to my mother, I would be in all kinds of hell right now. My soul would be wretched. (Cele|bitchy) 

Does anyone care about Tiger King anymore? That’s the thing about Netflix crazes: they come on hard, but then the next Netflix obsession comes along and it’s a whole new conversation. Anyway, if you’re still interested in Tiger King and all the f-cksh-t these people keep dragging out, apparently Joe Exotic is seeking an audience with the White House for a pardon and… well…it’s not like the dude running that country doesn’t love this kind of headline. (TMZ) 

Dave Bautista really, really hates Donald Trump. (The Mary Sue)