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So f-cking hard. Even the Jessica Alba seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. 

This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just the hair. It’s the way he’s holding his body too. And the expression. With the posing. Like he thinks he’s Prince. 

Bitch, you are not Prince.

And his face, that look of unmistakable want and hunger on his face, so embarrassing his desperation. Don’t call it artistic expression. This is more a case of artistic imitation. And a poor one at that, brought out in full next to John Galliano. That’s the face of a fraud who’s afraid of being found out. 


Photos from KCSPresse/Splashnewsonline.com

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