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Here’s what you’ll read about today across most entertainment sites and blogs:

  • MJ’s murder
  • The sociopathic douchebag who murdered his wife
  • The Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag with 8 kids who left his wife
  • The 2 plastic douchebags who appear on The Hills
  • F List reality tv stars who are pregnant

Here’s what will be ignored in favour of the aforementioned:

  • Jason Bateman

Am NOT ignoring Jason Bateman.

This is Jason Bateman last night with his wife and his co-star Mila Kunis at the premiere of their movie Extract.

Something for me, something for Jacek.

Jacek has been mulling Mila over lately for entry on his Freebie Five.

I’d lose Emmanuelle Chriqui in favour of Mila Kunis, non?

As for Jason – did you like Office Space? Because Extract is from the same director.

I loved Office Space. And I love Jason. And I love Kristin Wiig. So yeah, Extract for sure. Extract for sure > that stupid ass looking Love Happens. Extract opens September 4th.

 

Photos from Wenn.com

Jason Bateman and Mila Kunis at the Extract premiere in LA

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