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My first problem is the colour. I mean it has to be special if you’re going with this colour. And this situation is not special. It’s a sheet. It’s a toga. Its only redeeming quality are the pockets.

But I understand that now and again, at these events, you want to wear something that doesn’t require spanx or not breathing. This style though, in combination with that peachy/pink, just ends up coming out so OLD.

Jenna Dewan at the 2013 Miss Golden Globe Awards
Photo credits: Wenn, Jen Lowery/Getty

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