Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification
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This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen ...
She’s lost some weight. Like it’s a substitute. And everyone will compliment her like she’s never looked better. But at the same time we’re not supposed to notice or to care. Because what we’re supposed to be preoccupied with is inner fulfillment and enlightenment. More training in this discipline is required.
