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At present, I can undeniably confirm that Jennifer Aniston"s hair is real. During her super long hair phase a few years back on Friends, those were some fantastic natural hair extensions but not these days. Keep in mind, this girl is half Greek and we are a bunch of hairy motherf*ckers. Dear Angie, I feel the need to inform my readers out there who might take offence (and send me too much hate mail) that you are a pure blood Hellenic goddess, loud and proud. So given that you brought a professional and also cultural perspective to the debate, we"ll declare Round 1 to you. Round 2 however is still open for the taking.

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