Replacing Scarjo?
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Oh she wishes.
But let’s applaud the effort, shall we?
Jennifer Aniston had dinner with Woody Allen last night at Madeo no doubt discussing a collaboration.
Please. Jennifer Aniston is not Diane Keaton. And she’s about 25 years too old.
Woody prefers young and nubile these days. He prefers Scarlett Johansson. But maybe he’s mad at Scarlett Johansson? Scarjo is engaged while Jennifer is single.
Can Jen replace Scarjo?
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