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Take a look at the new, improved, tough "don"t pity me" Jen in the pages of April Vogue from JJB. Quite lovely thouugh I"m not a huge fan of her pucker, particularly because of the way it accentuates the chin. Thank Goddess for the talented photoshopper assigned to scale that thing down. Lucky bitch. I wish I had one of those too. My honking hook nose could definitely use some of that action.

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