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Most of the really important people bypassed the carpet the last night and went straight inside at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Because… well… it’s the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards.

Jennifer Aniston was there to present the Funny Actor or whatever prize to Adam Sandler. The two are also promoting a movie together called Just Go With It, opening February 11th. So there’s that. As you can see, Jen opted for pants and a waistcoast. I like the decision. But I’m so over bootcut trousers when it comes to her. Having said that, look at the ass. The ass is sick. And it’s nicely balanced out by some cleavage, accessorised by that strategically placed gold chain. Subtle but sexy and doesn’t scream ME. We’re good.

But I found a clip of her on YouTube and for some reason I thought I was hearing Blake Lively mumble. Jen, at times, can talk without moving her teeth. What? Who cares!

Jen says LOVE > Career. And that, really, especially at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards, is all that matters.

Some people (Gawker) think Jen was drunk and slurring her words. I don’t see it. I WANT to see it, but I don’t. There’s nothing out of the ordinary here for me. You?




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Jennifer Aniston presents to Adam Sandler at People’s Choice Awards 2011

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