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It’s sick. SICK. And bugger off Megan Fox. Megan Fox’s body, 16 years younger than Jennifer Aniston’s is not even close.

These are Jen’s new ads for Smart Water and of course everyone is buzzing about the abs. She looks incredible. And naive as this sounds I don’t think there was much retouching. What else does she have to do? I hear she works out hardcore, runs like a demon, and is known to put in multiple cardio sessions a day. It’s the reward for a life spent on the aesthetic. Give her that.

And thank her too if you miss the Brange. I do. Haven’t seen them in a week or two after almost daily child sightings in Venice. Nothing brings the Brange out of hiding quicker than an Aniston salvo.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Jennifer Aniston shows off abs in Smart Water ads May 2010

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