Legs + nipples
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Jennifer Aniston at Letterman today…
She arrived in pants, then changed for the show into a short dress to show off those legs. She’s been working those legs a lot lately. Perhaps the legs have replaced her permanently erect nipples? Or is it a one-two punch?
Marley & Me needs to be a hit for her. And Owen Wilson, obviously, isn’t doing nearly the promotion she is…
All that pressure on those breasts, already bared for GQ, has to be heavy. Recruiting the legs as reinforcements is a smart move. Still… Nipples + legs won’t make me see Marley & Me. People pain is tolerable. Dog pain is impossible.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com
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