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It’s been ages but Jennifer Aniston has finally confirmed a new film project. And it’s a total departure from what she’s ever done before.

Jen is starring in the film version of He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s a romantic comedy. She will look cute and pine for a man who doesn’t pine back only to find unlikely love later.

Smart move.

The MiniVan Majority will eat this sh-t up. And it appears she has stopped fighting her fate. Jennifer Aniston is no longer overreaching. After deluding herself for far too long thinking she could actually play with the Cates and the Kidmans after The Good Girl, Jennifer Aniston has finally accepted her station.

Love, love, love.

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