Jen’s really tanned man
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Do you think maybe they overdid it on the powder for Jennifer Anison’s boyfriend Justin Theroux last night at the premiere of Wanderlust?
She on the other hand looks amazing in Tom Ford. I LOVE this dress. You have to be brave in this dress. And a little cheeky too. Especially for someone who is constantly the subject of bumpwatch, the peplum is a straight up invitation for you to examine and assume that there’s something going on.
Or do you do the reverse psychology?
Why would she pick a peplum if she had something to hide? Maybe she’s just so confident about her body she knows it can hold up the peplum and STILL look really, really f-cking fit...?
Since you know how I feel about bumpwatch - basing it on clothing is DUMB - I’m going with that.
