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Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The Kingdom.

Skin is gorgeous, body too, and great legs…though perhaps not the best candidate for nude lips. Maybe it’s just me…

The Kingdom is due out in a few weeks, co-starring Jamie Foxx and Jason Bateman. Jamie and Jennifer will also be on hand at the VMAs for presenter duties as part of the press tour. The film apparently generated such positive audience reaction that its release date was revamped to try for a possible award season run.

Two words: war fatigue. I’m thinkin’ it’ll tank. Maybe it’s just me…

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