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Hollywood is a crazy beast. I look at this photo and if I didn"t know better, I"d think they were completely in love. As it happens, they were only filming a scene for the final episode of Alias. Still…if my husband was smiling like this while "pretending" to be in love with two dimples and a very sweet smile, I"d have some serious concerns. Can"t say I blame her for rebounding off him and running for Ben though. Michael Vartan is as taupe as they come. Taupe, beige, bland, boring... I look at him and I feel comatose. And considering she"s not exactly the most compelling person herself, I can only imagine how completely mind numbing their relationship must have been. Next.

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