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I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. She just seems a lot less robust than she has in the past. Taupe has always been lithe and strong. The leanness has returned post-pregnancy. The strength, I don’t see it.

Or I’m a sh-t disturbing bitch who has it wrong.

To be fair, I’m attaching photos of Garner from September while she was promoting The Invention of Lying. Compare and contrast.

Yes. She is a retiring schoolteacher at her farewell party. Obviously this is why she dressed that way.


Photos from Wenn.com

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