Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s post-baby nude
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I wish I could say I like this dress. I don’t really and there had to be a better option. This dress would be taupe on anyone. But, you know, it’s not like she looks bad or anything because she doesn’t. She looks really, really pretty. And I felt really really compelled to say that since, I dunno, you’re supposed to approach women who’ve just given birth with pity and compassion or something. Is that fair to them?
Jennifer Garner just had a baby. Jennifer Garner is wearing a terribly boring dress. She could have worn a much more interesting one.
Can all 3 statements be true at the same time?
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