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Why do I feel so nostalgic looking at these photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday in Japan promoting her new line of mommy handbags for Samantha Thavasa?

Very If You Had My Love…with a fringe. Right? Looks amazing. At least from the thumbnails. If she sucks close up, I will revise.

Anyway, JLo did not make the trip with her husband or children but did pointedly show off her ring hand preempting any possible split speculation. I love to Pop My Ps! Yeah so remember when they said she’d be divorced by February?

Needless to say, Jennifer and Marc have not broken up as many times as the Brange – according to the tabloids – but this is what sells. The MiniVan loves to know that compared to celebrities, they can be happier even if they can’t be thinner


Photos from TORU YAMANAKA/Gettyimages.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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