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Perhaps a little overbronzed but can you deny that La Lopez was magnificent in olive? On a carpet full of bone, her booty was refreshing and delicious. I liked the way this gown flowed across the stage when she was presenting and I was even more amused to see that among so many huge stars, Mrs. Anthony was actually rather modest on the carpet, aware of the fact that when Clooney’s around, who the hell is she??? So to sum up, it was overall a lovely outing for Jen. Too bad her husband and his diseased face had to come along and f&ck it all up.

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