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As you can see, I am all the way up JLo"s big juicy ass these days. And I love it. Last night she dominated at the ALMA Awards. Tonight she glowed yet again at the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People Party in NYC. The dress is divine, the hair is perfection, and she"s just so pretty when she smiles, and so achingly beautiful when she doesn"t… I swear I"m getting a very distinct very loud pregnancy vibe over here...which could explain the recent gorgessity. Do you smell a baby too???

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