Gross Bear turns 1
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Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. And, disgustingly, she was the one who started it with this tweet:
@BEAUcasperSMART BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is OUR's!! Thank you for sharing your beautiful smile with me everyday! #SpecialDay ♥ #LOVE!
Slum Bear returned the affectionate proclamation, with baby talk, obviously:
Happy 1 yr. anniversary to the most Gorgeous, Kind, Sweet, Funny, Beautiful Lil Bear in the world.... Love Bear #October25
Love Bear?
Gross Bears!
Gross baby-talking Bears!
F-ck me, make it stop. If not for your own sake than for the rest of us. There is nothing about this that won’t be regrettable. ONLY regret can come with this. ONLY regret.
