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This article was supposed to be posted directly to LifeStyle because originally I was just writing about her shoes. (Groove Is In The Heart - is that coming back?) Then I read the caption: Jessica Alba visits FOX & Friends in Manhattan.

FOX & Friends???

Is this what we’re doing now?

And how was Jessica Alba introduced on FOX & Friends?

Here was her intro:  

“Jessica Alba, the trend-setting superstar who’s proudly put motherhood before Hollywood...”

And guess what? She’s selling baby products now.

Yes, yes...how convenient that motherhood comes before Hollywood...AS A CAREER. When there are no movies being offered, when the parts dry up, hit up the market with your baby on your hip, and suddenly, these days, you’re suddenly a Mother Authority...

In what world is Jessica Alba a SUPERSTAR???

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Jessica Alba visits "FOX & Friends" at the FOX studios in Manhattan
Photo credits: Doug Meszler/Splash

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