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Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response today was… WHY??? Seriously, y"all. If she"s not wearing a bikini or lingerie or a pair of tight workout pants - how compelling, really, is Jessica Alba? And after three hours, even Jessica Alba in a thong probably starts getting old. Same goes for this rather hohum silver number tonight at the gala. Same old hair, same old expression, same pose, dress that"s neither here nor there … I keep getting the distinct impression that I"ve seen her in it before. Too safe, too ordinary, too Alba. You see? I"m bored already. Next. Please.

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