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Friday night, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in Vancouver, dining with her family at oyster house Joe Fortes, apparently making out hardcore, by all accounts in a very celebratory mood, maybe even a little inebriated, prompting some to wonder whether or not, given they’ve been househunting of late, they’re now engaged. More importantly though, the Alba Demon made it through an entire meal without yelling at someone, or ordering them around, or making them feel insignificant which brings us to a total of… wow…many, many weeks since she’s terrorised anyone in Vancouver. See? Gossip does have its advantages, you know. Here she is, waiting for her car outside the restaurant, looking lovely and warm and not bitchy at all…Wonders never cease. Source

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