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Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. 

Jessica is coming back to TV! Where she belongs!

Great move by her agent. And one that Shelfy Biel is too obtuse to make. Then again, Alba’s been bashing her head much longer against the brick wall of the film community without success. Give the other Jessica another year of two of sucking sh-t …maybe her agent will get the picture too.

Here’s Alba at a Christmas party the other day trying to obscure her beauty. She only takes her clothes off and gets pretty when you pay her. 

Photos from Flynetonline.com

Jessica Alba at a Christmas party the other day trying to obscure her beauty

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