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Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently.

Once in a while though, he will throw her a bone and on the heels of some positive, if not glowing, reviews for Easy Virtue, last night seemed like a good time. Which is why the Shelfy is so happy. So much so that she can’t even pretend to be annoyed about being photographed.

See?

Not that great of an actress.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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