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Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag!

Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador for Revlon too. Another tv girl with nothing but her looks, both of them with the same career prospects – translation: not much. The difference is, Alba didn’t have to trade on Justin Timberlake to make her Revlon contract happen. Her ass was good enough. Shelfy’s ass, however, still needed some Pip to get ahead.

Looking much better casual in jeans than last night at the Cartier event. So let’s amend my previous statement. Jessica Biel can ONLY wear jeans.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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Jessica Biel became a Global Brand Ambassador for Revlon and made sure to be photographed with a Revlon bag.

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