Carpets & Candids: Jessica Biel’s hair ruins everything
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She looks amazing in this white dress. The shoes are great too. Unfortunately her hair is consistently sh-t and ruins everything. And it’s not just that fringe either. It’s the teasing, it’s the lack of imagination, it’s the fact that she can never wear anything and actually make it her own. OF COURSE we should bump up the crown and pull your hair back with a full skirt! It’s a full skirt! Full skirts should always go with updos!
Always?
Boring.
