Porny’s new hair, hot legs
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It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do.
Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them, don’t you? Together.
I don’t like my Porny made up like a f-ck me doll. But I do like my Porny casual in sweats. Without that prom sh-t all over head. And it’s a good shot of our girl’s toned legs too. Word is Jess has been working out hard. There’s been no indication when her Beauty show will be airing. But there will be photo shoots and full promotional activities to support it. With Ken giving her the tacky Paves treatment along the way.
