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Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too.

Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is.

Personally, he must be happy too. Because there’s no doubt John Mayer taught her a few very dirty tricks.

Speaking of Douchebag… my sources say he’s been trying to booty-text her, hoping to slide in on her days away from Tony. Jess supposedly ignored his messages. Impressive.

The buzz is she and Tony will make it to Phoenix this week for Superbowl. Am determined to watch them making out. Is that sick?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson in New York with Ken Paves

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