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Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer.

Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”.

Said Jess:

"As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people.”

And she’s right. It IS a good idea. Finally a girl who gets what and who she is.

Porny is a beer girl. Porny is not the face of Chanel, Porny is not champagne. But Porny is definitely beer. And a cold beer served by a hot pair of tits on a sweltering day coming off the golf course is probably the best thing ever.

First positive management move by Pimp Joe in a long, long time. Jessica also owns 15% of the label.

She could teach those tv girls a lesson or two, non? Jessica Simpson making better business decisions than Jessica Biel and Jennifer Aniston?

Amazing.

Amazing.

Imaginary friendship is amazing.

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