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Jessica Simpson has a fashion line which, I guess, entitles her to be a judge on Project Runway. I mean... you’ve all seen how she dresses herself on important occasions, she totally has the eye for what works and doesn’t, right?

Imagine you’re one of the designers. Imagine Jessica Simpson chooses you as her favourite. What do you think of yourself? Do you pack it in and become an accountant? Conversely, what if she says your sh-t is sh-t? Is that a new level for sh-t?

I don’t get it. At all. It’s like asking Lindsay Lohan to judge a sobriety contest.

Also, why can’t she cross her legs all the way? It’s been like this for years. Britney Spears is the same. I wonder if it’s a hick thing.


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Jessica Simpson judges Project Runway

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