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Jessica Simpson was the special guest model at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris today. Yes, I hate the dress too. And the shoes stink of hooker-wear. Having said that, big ups to the designer for putting a body on the catwalk that isn’t allergic to food.

Because aside from the assy styling, Jessica looks great. Fit and healthy and endearingly nervous. And for a second outing in a row, her tits aren’t blinding us. I am beaming like a proud mother.


Photos from Wenn.com and KCSPresse/Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson on the runway modelling for Ozlem Suer in Paris

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