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Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle.

While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t...remember Heart???

What about love? Don’t you want someone to care about you?

Anyway, this is Jess at Heart show with Tony, stuffing her massive tits into a tiny orange dress, living up to the size of her mouth. Mother of breast those are ridiculous breasts!

Shiloh Jolie Pitt!

They’re riding up on her neck!

I mean Jess has always had big ones but seriously... were they THIS big?

Tit-watch is so much more fun (and even more reliable) than bump-watch. Is Jessica Simpson pregnant too? Country album drops September 9, just two days after the first Sunday of the new NFL season. Don’t think she is but then again, I wouldn’t put it past Joe...would you?

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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