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Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice.

Even better?

The price!

Only $700K! Why only?

Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. And that’s a big maybe.

Sorry, I digress.

About Tony’s new place – apparently he’s asked Jessica Simpson to renovate. For real. Porny the interior designer. Porny to take tacky to a whole new level.

This couch – totally her, non?

Jessica Simpson to renovate Tony Romo's house

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