Why Jill Scott was trending

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at November 14, 2018 19:44:24 November 14, 2018 19:44:24

Whenever a celebrity trends on Twitter, especially when it’s a celeb we don’t talk about often, I worry it’s because something bad happened. I worry for the health of that celebrity. Jill Scott was trending yesterday. She’s fine. Jill Scott is better than fine. 
Jill Scott was trending because of this NSFW video, for those who missed it:


Do you need a minute? Take a minute. 

Welcome back. So yeah, that is our Auntie Jill simulating fellatio on a microphone. For people who don’t know about Jill Scott, or who only think of an older Auntie figure who sings smooth R&B jams with words you’ve never paid attention to, this might be surprising. As Monique Judge at The Root put it, “Jill Scott is the queen of singing about being dickmatized.” I’m dead. It’s true; Jill Scott has been singing about sex her whole career. I’ve been listening to Jill sing about sex since before I knew what fellatio was. The amount of tweets about how long Jill Scott has BEEN a sensual soul singer is hilarious but this one may be my favourite:


There are some dumbass people who had disparaging things to say about Jill’s body and how they wouldn’t want a blowjob from Jill Scott and to them I say f-ck you, Jill Scott doesn’t want to bestow her high-quality dick-sucking skills on you anyway, asshole. Everyone else seemed to thoroughly enjoy Jill’s technique. Please go back to the 0:28 second mark of the above video. THAT IS TECHNIQUE. Whew. Auntie Jill knows what she’s doing. I’m going to guess that a few dicks were very satisfied last night and they’ve got Jill Scott to thank. 

Aside from the hilarity this whole thing brought me, I am also so happy that Jill Scott’s ability to show that you can be big, black and SEXY AS HELL is now being appreciated by the entire Internet. It’s about time. 

Jill Scott’s response to her trending moment is also hysterical:


#STOPFRONTINUSUCKDICKTOO may just be the greatest hashtag of this generation. 
I’ll leave you with the Jill Scott tweet that just made me do a spit take (not that kind, get your minds right): 
 

 

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Jesse Grant/ Getty Images

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