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Just came back from the gym. Hayley f-cking destroyed us today. And it’s not like I went into it blind.

The Toronto International Film Festival is 3 weeks away. 10 days of total debauchery. Which is why she always gets medieval with my ass before sending me off. Some trainers are in your heads only when you’re in front of them. My trainer texts me several times a day to f-ck with my sh-t. Yesterday this was her message:

Ok missy. From now until you leave. Tons of water. Absolutely NO alcohol. Only carbs come from fruit and veggies. You can have 1 serving of grains a day. Very lean proteins and limited sugars. 6 days a week workouts and you will double up on the days I see you. I want you back in the pool at least once a week and the grind once a week. Lots of cardio. If you work hard you can lose some weight before TIFF too. Cheers!

It’s relentless.

So yeah no…today was not a fried rice day.

Until I came home, a relief, to find Jim Sturgess in New York at It’s On with Alexa Chung promoting his new movie Fifty Dead Men Walking which is earning fantastic reviews and, once again, raves for Jim’s performance. Of course. This is why he has, like, 8 films lined up one after the other.

And a little twerp like Justin Timberlake thinks he can act?

Please sit DOWN.

Fifty Dead Men Walking trailer below. Movie of the week.

Think I’ll pop Across the Universe into the DVD tonight…


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Jim Sturgess visits It's On with Alexa Chung to promote Fifty Dead Men Walking

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