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Well, well. Looks like she went back to the long suffering boyfriend. I wonder if Joaq"s raunchy smoke breath and Elvis gut drove her away. Or maybe he just couldn"t deal with an actress type because he"s really just biding his time, waiting for me??? Hmmm…I just closed my eyes and pictured that and absolutely NOTHING stirred. It"s time, gossips. It"s time to remove Joaquin Phoenix from the top spot. It"s also time to reclaim #5 my choice after offering it to Oscar contest winner Marissa for several weeks.

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