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OK, don"t kill me but could you see Joaquin and Drew together? She"s peppy, he"s morose. She makes fluffy romantic comedies, he makes depressing indie flicks with death and destruction at every turn. She was a child star, he was a child star. She used to be vegetarian, he"s a lifelong vegan. She loves rockers, he loves directing rock videos. What am I trying to say? I think there"s enough polarity to make it interesting (hot makeup sex) and enough similarity to make it viable. Whaddya say, gossips. Drew for Joaquin? Barrymore Phoenix takes flight?

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