How He Pees
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John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non?
Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Literally. I haven’t had the pleasure of viewing it myself but if that’s your thing… giv’er and google. You’ll find it in no time.
If like me however you can’t stomach the culinary feces, JM’s interpretation is much more appetising. He and his friend choose to pee chocolate all over each other instead.
Given that he admitted last week to reading blog entries about himself, he’s done everyone a favour and re-enacted at Pinkberry what he does in the bedroom with his conquests. Cheeky f*cker, isn’t he? Conventional foreplay is so passé.
Click here for John"s clip.
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