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Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke that only inhabitants of clever cleverland will understand.

Oh right…

It’s been a while since anyone cared.

Chelsea Handler put it best on her Twitter when she tweeted the other day that:

Listen people, I have a hit show on a low level cable network to worry about. I don't have time to explain why John Mayer isn't funny.

Love that bitch.

As for John…well… he claims on his Twitter that it was simply a “beautiful and mature” evening out, characterised by caviar and “civilised discussion”. Then he announced that they were at MyHouse, a club in Hollywood.

So reliably douchey. At least he’s consistent.

Photos from Wenn.com

John Mayer in monogrammed jacket out with his mother for photo op

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