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John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston.

Happy for him – he has a serious girlfriend now. But very unhappy for Jennifer that she has to keep waiting. John is Jen’s lobster. They will be perfect together. And eventually, they will find each other.

Photos from Wenn.com

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