Is he good enough for you now?
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John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget.
So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston?
Silly me, I forgot.
She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. For years I’ve been saying he’s perfect. But the big problem with John Stamos is that he’s tv only. Even though he’s been enjoying a stint on Broadway, he’s largely known as tv only. And you know, you can’t fight The Jolie with tv only. Love is a battlefield. And America’s Sweetheart isn’t looking for a relationship. So this is why John Stamos isn’t good enough. If she took her head out of her famewhoring ass however…well… she might actually have a shot at something lasting. But this is not the priority.
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