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It’s John Stamos at the Tony Awards last night. He’ll be back on Broadway in Bye Bye Birdie with Gina Gershon in the Fall.

A little orange, but otherwise so handsome, non? And seemingly ageless. And, for the hundredth f-cking time!, PERFECT for Jennifer Aniston who for some reason thinks she’s too good for him. Like it would be a downgrade for her.

Please.

The gods were hung over one day and bungled her up with Brad by mistake. These things don’t happen twice.
Smell it sister: Stamos is your soulmate.

And Anne Hathaway wore a gorgeous dress but tried too hard on the shoes. Don’t like them together at all. Also, stop letting her present and preach. One Oscar nomination and all of a sudden she’s Dame Judi Dench?


Photos from Wenn.com and Janet Mayer / Richie Buxo / Splashnewsonline.com

John Stamos and Anne Hathaway at the 2009 Tony Awards, Anne Hathaway at the 2009 Tony Awards

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