Johnny Depp
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If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the baddest sexiest moefoe, like, ever… his movie owned the box office this summer. And money talks. Period. Arguments against: 1. He had it in 2003. It might be too soon. 2. He hasn"t won his Oscar yet and since there is no question he will win one and that he will own this title again some day, it probably makes more sense to wait til that happens. You know how Hollywood loves neat little packages, right? 3. He has nothing to promote and like it or not, there"s always a little of that involved. Odds: 15 to 1
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